I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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I didn't notice because vodka
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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