Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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