4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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