Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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