can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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