i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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