Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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