If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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