so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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