that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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