i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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