I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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