thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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