Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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