that's an acceptable place to lick
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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