I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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