The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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