You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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