At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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