am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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