ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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