Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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