I wannas sexs uuuuu
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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