When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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