This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Randomize
