Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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