Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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You pole danced in your parka.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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