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Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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