I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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