I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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