Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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