i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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