I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
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Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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