Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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