I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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