On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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