You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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