I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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