Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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