Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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