i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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