Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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