why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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