if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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