so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Alive.
So much puke
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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