i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
