Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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