fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"