He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I know her cup size but not her name....
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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