it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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