if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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