FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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