In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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