I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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