when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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