***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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