she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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